Lelli Kelly boots are too cute for logic
Phew. Am I glad that’s over. That was a rhetorical question by the way. Actually, it wasn’t even really a question. The more observant among you will have probably recognised that there was no question mark nestled at the end of the sentence. In any case, I am feeling an overwhelming sense of relief.
I suppose I can’t really get away with not informing you what the hell I'm on about for much longer. If I carry on in this vein there's a fair chance you'll stop reading and pick up a copy of a poorly written newspaper, and that’s the last thing we want. I'm actually overwhelmed with relief as I have finally stopped trying to fathom what it is that makes Lelli Kelly shoes quite so cute.
I must have spent the best part of a month trying in vain to work out what it was that makes Lelli Kelly boots as cute as they are. I have traversed the majority of the northern hemisphere trying desperately to find the reason behind the cuteness, but, alas, I have found nothing. Nothing of worthy value at any rate. I unearthed the secret to Hugh Heffner's eternally successful way with women, but little of any real relevance or importance.
Nope, my quest was to discover why Lelli Kelly shoes are so cute, and in that respect at least, I have well and truly failed. Not quite as bad as falling flat on your face with a pint of milk in your hand, but pretty bad all the same. No matter where I went and no matter what I did, I simply could not find any logical explanation as to why they were so darned cute.
It was really becoming a drag, and to be honest it was, as explained at the beginning of this article, an immense relief when I decided to throw in the towel. I realised that there was just no way of finding out why Lelli Kelly boots are so cute, so I gave up. That probably wont stop me trying again though…
I suppose I can’t really get away with not informing you what the hell I'm on about for much longer. If I carry on in this vein there's a fair chance you'll stop reading and pick up a copy of a poorly written newspaper, and that’s the last thing we want. I'm actually overwhelmed with relief as I have finally stopped trying to fathom what it is that makes Lelli Kelly shoes quite so cute.
I must have spent the best part of a month trying in vain to work out what it was that makes Lelli Kelly boots as cute as they are. I have traversed the majority of the northern hemisphere trying desperately to find the reason behind the cuteness, but, alas, I have found nothing. Nothing of worthy value at any rate. I unearthed the secret to Hugh Heffner's eternally successful way with women, but little of any real relevance or importance.
Nope, my quest was to discover why Lelli Kelly shoes are so cute, and in that respect at least, I have well and truly failed. Not quite as bad as falling flat on your face with a pint of milk in your hand, but pretty bad all the same. No matter where I went and no matter what I did, I simply could not find any logical explanation as to why they were so darned cute.
It was really becoming a drag, and to be honest it was, as explained at the beginning of this article, an immense relief when I decided to throw in the towel. I realised that there was just no way of finding out why Lelli Kelly boots are so cute, so I gave up. That probably wont stop me trying again though…