The Secret to Lelli Kelly’s Cuteness
You can ponder until you're blue in the face, but you still won’t unearth the secret to Lelli Kelly’s cuteness.
The secret’s out. Lelli Kelly shoes are cute. And not just normally cute either. We’re talking cute on an entirely different level here. A level hitherto unseen in nature. Nothing on this big, bold and beautiful earth of ours has ever shown even the slightest inkling of being even remotely as cute as Lelli Kelly shoes. Nothing even comes close. And you can believe me when I say that I have extensively researched the possibility that there may be something out there that is hovering around the same levels of cuteness that Lelli Kelly shoes currently occupy. There isn’t. there definitely isn’t.
To put things into perspective, allow me to furnish the forefront of your collective minds with an example. Your average baby dog, or puppy to those in the know, tips the cuteness scales at just over six Squibbledibs (the international measurement for cuteness). Your average pair of Lelli Kelly shoes or Lelli Kelly boots however, weigh in at a massive six thousand, two hundred and forty nine Squibbledibs. That’s an awful lot of Squibbledibs.
To achieve that level of cuteness, one would be forgiven of suspecting that Lelli Kelly were using some kind of unnatural, possibly even unholy force in the manufacture and production of their shoes and boots. As far as my extensive research has told me however, everything seems to be well above board. Whatever it is that goes into Lelli Kelly shoes, it doesn’t appear to be anything unsavoury. Quit the opposite in fact, they seem to be made of something exquisitely sweet.
I have umm’d and ah’d about this countless times, whiling away hour after hour pondering the secret to their seemingly unnatural cuteness, but to no avail. Perhaps there is something in the water in those Italian hills. Maybe I should set up a little recon mission to see if there is indeed something lurking hitherto undetected in an Italian spring. Yes, I think I should. That’s my next holiday sorted…
The secret’s out. Lelli Kelly shoes are cute. And not just normally cute either. We’re talking cute on an entirely different level here. A level hitherto unseen in nature. Nothing on this big, bold and beautiful earth of ours has ever shown even the slightest inkling of being even remotely as cute as Lelli Kelly shoes. Nothing even comes close. And you can believe me when I say that I have extensively researched the possibility that there may be something out there that is hovering around the same levels of cuteness that Lelli Kelly shoes currently occupy. There isn’t. there definitely isn’t.
To put things into perspective, allow me to furnish the forefront of your collective minds with an example. Your average baby dog, or puppy to those in the know, tips the cuteness scales at just over six Squibbledibs (the international measurement for cuteness). Your average pair of Lelli Kelly shoes or Lelli Kelly boots however, weigh in at a massive six thousand, two hundred and forty nine Squibbledibs. That’s an awful lot of Squibbledibs.
To achieve that level of cuteness, one would be forgiven of suspecting that Lelli Kelly were using some kind of unnatural, possibly even unholy force in the manufacture and production of their shoes and boots. As far as my extensive research has told me however, everything seems to be well above board. Whatever it is that goes into Lelli Kelly shoes, it doesn’t appear to be anything unsavoury. Quit the opposite in fact, they seem to be made of something exquisitely sweet.
I have umm’d and ah’d about this countless times, whiling away hour after hour pondering the secret to their seemingly unnatural cuteness, but to no avail. Perhaps there is something in the water in those Italian hills. Maybe I should set up a little recon mission to see if there is indeed something lurking hitherto undetected in an Italian spring. Yes, I think I should. That’s my next holiday sorted…