Why are Lelli Kelly boots so cute?
Lelli Kelly shoes have been knocking about for a fair wee while now, but there is still not one single person on this green and pleasant earth of ours that can accurately explain why they are so damn cute. Believe me, I have asked and asked, sat down and caught my breath and then asked a bit more. Nobody seems t have even the faintest clue about this most strange of occurrences.
There are ancient tribes in the Amazon jungle that have never had contact with the outside world. These people probably know more about the rotary washing line and where electricity comes from than we know about the origins of Lelli Kelly shoes. Sure, we know that they are made in Italy out of some of the finest materials available, but we have literally no idea how they come to be imbibed with such an intense level of cuteness.
I have scoured the very depths of the factory that they are produced in – under cover of darkness of course – yet I have found no secret ingredient, no hidden room containing articles that may lead to further understanding of the cuteness displayed in each and every single pair of Lelli Kelly shoes.
I'm beginning to think that there is no feasible way of determining this hitherto undiscovered cute factor that seems to be present in Lelli Kelly shoes. Perhaps it’s just one of those things that will remain undiscovered, its secret staying locked away for centuries until one day, perhaps, an intrepid explorer accidentally stumbles upon it whilst circumnavigating the globe.
If this does occur, I wonder whether Lelli Kelly shoes will still exist. Will they have moved with the times and blossomed into something that is unspeakably cute? Will they perhaps have taken over the world? If they get any cuter it is certainly a possibility. There is little doubt that they would be able to manipulate all with whom they had contact, and if Lelli Kelly shoes get any cuter, well, I shudder to think jus how powerful they might become.
There are ancient tribes in the Amazon jungle that have never had contact with the outside world. These people probably know more about the rotary washing line and where electricity comes from than we know about the origins of Lelli Kelly shoes. Sure, we know that they are made in Italy out of some of the finest materials available, but we have literally no idea how they come to be imbibed with such an intense level of cuteness.
I have scoured the very depths of the factory that they are produced in – under cover of darkness of course – yet I have found no secret ingredient, no hidden room containing articles that may lead to further understanding of the cuteness displayed in each and every single pair of Lelli Kelly shoes.
I'm beginning to think that there is no feasible way of determining this hitherto undiscovered cute factor that seems to be present in Lelli Kelly shoes. Perhaps it’s just one of those things that will remain undiscovered, its secret staying locked away for centuries until one day, perhaps, an intrepid explorer accidentally stumbles upon it whilst circumnavigating the globe.
If this does occur, I wonder whether Lelli Kelly shoes will still exist. Will they have moved with the times and blossomed into something that is unspeakably cute? Will they perhaps have taken over the world? If they get any cuter it is certainly a possibility. There is little doubt that they would be able to manipulate all with whom they had contact, and if Lelli Kelly shoes get any cuter, well, I shudder to think jus how powerful they might become.